（僅供娛樂）

1.u ask me,i ask who?

你問我，我問誰？

2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see

如果你不三不四，我就給你點顏色看看

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不鳥我，我也不鳥你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！

together up ！

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have

nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，無事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你給我站??！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之為知之，不知為不知...

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!

龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

車禍現場描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走過路過，不要錯過

15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

要錢沒有，要命一條

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有兩下

（僅作反面教材之用）