原文：

Jay: Hey! Watch it!

Manny: I want to go to the mall where she works. But first we need to get my white shirt, the silk one.

Gloria: Okay, if that’s what you really want to do.

Jay: Seriously, not to be the evil stepdad, but if you put on a puffy white shirt and declare your love for a 16 year old, you’re gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants!

Manny: Stop the car!

Gloria: Where are you going? You see? You hurt his feelings.

Jay: Well, if it toughens him up a little bit, then ... oh, jeez, he’s picking flowers!

重點單詞發音講解：

puffy

英[’p?fi] 美[’p?fi]

adj. (眼睛、面部等)鼓脹的;腫脹的;(云等)松軟潔白的;白絨團狀的

flagpole

英[’fl?gp?ul] 美[’fl?gp?ul]

n. 旗竿

underpants

英[’?nd?p?nts] 美[’?nd?p?nts]

n. 襯褲;內褲;褲叉

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